April 2008
1 post
March 2008
7 posts
and i only have 21 hours left! woah…seniors…so close…
"Squeezebox" by The Who →
i’m not gutter-minded, just intuitive
Doc's leaving →
dang, y’all stink. i so thought i would beat you to this. oh well. does anyone know why? it makes me sad too
“Spongebob: Are you ready to get crazy?!
Patrick: I’m hearing voices...”
“They
smell
like
stupid”
– the 3-headed oracle
February 2008
2 posts
I’m writing a research paper on Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass. Looking through my secondary source books, out falls a notecard: “A word to the wise: don’t do a research paper on Lewis Carrol.” Thanks…?
January 2008
5 posts
“Clio, the muse of history, is as thoroughly infected with lies as a street whore...”
– first quote on my list of history quotes in my Honors Early US History class. nice.
don't wait til fumes
so don’t leave your car with other people without any gas in it. they might just leave it on the side of the road. like my mom did tonight. apparently, she thought she’d teach me a lesson about filling up. thankfully, she was kind enough to suggest trying to crank it once more, maybe get it back to the house on fumes, before i went to get gas…when i discovered that it hada full...
“If God is not in the whirlwind, He may be in a Woody Allen film or a Bruce...”
– The Ragamuffin Gospel
December 2007
6 posts
puzzle game →
and here’s another one this one’s addicting, be careful ;-)
game →
looking for something to help you procrastinate? here’s a fun game i found when i was bored at work it’s mario-esque enjoy!
November 2007
10 posts
i'm going to scotland
for study abroad next summer 2.5 weeks of traveling and studying scottish literature yay!
“You’re late, you’re late, for a very important date
No time to say...”
– my mom, talking to me on my way to work (late) hahaha :-D
“You quarter-wits.
Ha, haha.
That’s less than a half.”
– Squidward, Atlantis Squarepantis
“Fear not, I will never compare you to a cow, although if i did, you would...”
– ben
I'M GOING TO EUROPE!!
so me and laura beth are really going to visit addie at the end of her stay in france. we booked tickets last night. we’re actually going to do it. it’s more than just talk now, it’s actually going to happen. two weeks in france/italy with two of my favorite people in the world. what more could i ask for? oh and p.s. i love the rest of you guys also. and we need to do stuff...
October 2007
18 posts
“You wanna come up and see my etchings?”
– guest lecturer Robert Pinker
“Break me off a piece of that Fan-cy Feast! ”
– Andy Bernard
Where the heck is Arc?
So everybody knows Joan of Arc, right? But have you ever thought about where Arc is? You would just assume it’s in France, since she was French. Did you know that Arc is actually not a place, and it’s certainly not where Joan was from. So how did she go down in history as a chick from a place that doesn’t exist? According to my professor, she was known in France as Dark Joan,...
“What is all this story about?” “A cock and a bull—and one of...”
– Laurence Stern, The Life and Opinions of Tristam Shandy, Gentleman THE END
“Ok, I’m gonna put this in my pants and use my hands”
– Owen McGuire
“Your mom’s a false cognate”
“I’ll be your taser”
– Leigh Booth
“…two years of post-university life experience is one of the prerequisites...”
– i’m alive…does that count as “life experience”?
“Sever your leg please, it’s the greatest day.”
– Drive-Thru Whale
drive thru →
this is just going to become something else to suck away all my free time…or rather, my not free time when i should be doing other stuff…like right now. dangit yeah thanks guys :-P
